10 things I hate about you ...

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it that you're not around and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,

Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all...~

adapted from Film "10 things I hate about you"